Updated: Jul 15, 2020
Come with me.
I’ll introduce you
to the castle of candy.
Here are the hostesses, Molly and Mary
Oh, the percs of being friends with these fairies.
It’s cool, it’s fun, it’s easy.
When you don’t have any real responsibilities.
You can burn your insides for fun
or swallow your sorrows in bottles of rum.
Find your happiness in crystals of mess
A needle can take away all that stress.
Take a candy even if you fail
Don’t think about it, just inhale
Snort all your problems away
To reach cloud nine you have to climb this stairway
Bliss, euphoria, Ecstasy in a pill
You done already? Please take a re-fill
Oh, but now it’s time for you to pay the bill
And soon for a candy you’ll kill
You won’t be able to stay awake or sleep
Oh, without the candy you can’t even eat.
If it hurts to breathe, open the window
What happened to you, are you stuck in limbo?
If it’s getting unbearable you can pull up your sleeves
Oh, you can lie down for a bit but you can never leave.